Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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