I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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