There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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