ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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