I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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