The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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