1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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