Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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