i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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