Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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