smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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