At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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