It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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