I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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