Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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