i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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