Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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