i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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