He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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