So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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