Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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