id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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