We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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