It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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