Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize