You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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