oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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