is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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