I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I was not drunk enough for that final.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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