We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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