dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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