I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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