I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My brain says no but my pants say off.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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