If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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