if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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