Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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