Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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