its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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