Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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