I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
