Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Panties = found
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
