Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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