You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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