The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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