Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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