Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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