Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
How's work?
Spinning.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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