My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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