dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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