Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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