I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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