I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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