He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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