is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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